Saturday, December 30, 2006
i got a shit job.
but the pay aint too bad.. it's $6/hr.
actually..it's pretty good already, considering how cheapo employers are nowadays.
but it's really, really shit.
basically i got to stand for 8 hrs straight, no break.
and give out prizes. in a milo tee.
GAWD!! give the poor butch a chair please.
later my legs not sexy anymore.
where are the bullets?
Thursday, December 28, 2006
i finally woke up early today!
first time since the holidays started.
i was in time to have breakfast with my dad okay? before he go to work..pro!
actually i have seriously nothing to blog about..im just here to kill time.
i shall slip back into my fantasies and never wake up.. woohoo!
where are the bullets?
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
i just got back from hannah's!
i left my pet dragon there!
she better bring it to swissotel tomorrow so i can pick it up!
it will bite willie's ass and broccoli's nose!
oh yeah!
hannah has this cute 4 year old cousin.. HAHAHA he's damn funny.. he cried because hannah put eyeshadow on him.. macho baby!
i owe him a toy gun.. oh well, i'll get the one i wanted to buy for myself but didnt cause i ended up buying a dragon from Mega Bloks.
she reminded me that school's starting next week.. thanks man! hahaha..gosh.. i dont wanna be a jc butch.. so old yo! nevermind..melissa is forever young, forever handsome.. amen to that? AMEN!
where are the bullets?
Saturday, December 23, 2006
wow..i checked back on my previous post and it was so mighty gay!
since the holidays are almost over.. lets see what i have done so far okay!
1) i went crazy looking for a job
2) i queued up for the fucking robinsons job and i didnt get it
3) i did xmas shopping
4) i was naughty
5) i disturbed hannah all the time in the hotel.. mr broccoli has no dick!
6) i was pissed during drums lesson
7) i watched just friends, eragon (twice), night at the museum
8) im addicted to dragons and to someone's goods
9) i ate prata with edlyn, nikki, yang, del, shuwen, peiyi, leanne and lizzy
that's all i did man.. talk about time-wasting! hmm.. eragon is really good.. yeah..hahahahaha
where are the bullets?
Sunday, December 17, 2006
i dont know why im here yo!
okay nevermind..since im here already, i shall complain!
there's this outgrowth at the bottom of my mouth and when the retainer snap on/off, it's damn hell painful! it has a sharp edge and it's pretty smooth and at the edge right, when you apply force it's like OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! okok..i freaked myself up and imagine that a tooth is pushing it's way through the flesh. but right! my mom say wisdom tooth grows right at the back and normally on the top not on the bottom.. i really hope she's right..anyway..wisdom tooth wont grow in between 2 molars right?! i dont wanna go for surgery! maybe im just plain dumb and its just an ulcer-like growth that will go away..right right right?! someone agree with me leh!
yo im aksing yoooou people where the hell is my DSL?
where are the bullets?
Monday, December 11, 2006
okay.. school really is gonna reopen real soon.
and i've applied for first 3 months!
the confirmation will come in like 2 days i guess and shit!
i dont wanna go okay!
i wanna stay home and be a goon.
went to hannah's workplace yesterday then off to pampam's.
do not go into swissotel unless i become the next mr huck!
cause that damned place is damned without me at the helm.
we sat at some street in chinatown, macam like beggars!
hahahaha! but it was fun like i ate so many of pampam's honey chicken.
its like she's already skinny enough.
then we went home and me and pampam were like waving at one another (both of us were on different buses). the woman in front of her and the uncle next to me must have thought im insane or something..AHAHAHA! yeah.. and i didnt realize my mohawk grew so tall!
1) the pastor commented that i must be at least 3 inches taller
2) pam could not see me from the back of her bus when it was behind my bus, but she could see my hair
TALK ABOUT AMUSEMENT.
okok! there was this kid! he boarded the bus with his parents.. he was really really young but he speaks with an american accent okay! i swear! and his parents were all so singaporean-fied.. i have no idea how he got that accent.. cartoon?!
where are the bullets?
Sunday, December 10, 2006
got an ipod nano for xmas.
my first gift of the xmas season.
thanks dad! hahahaha! my mom keeps thinking that i extorted it from him
but its not true because
i wanna roll with the gangsta
but its obvious that im too white and nerdy
yeah and i got chased out of swissotel toilet! damn it man.. what is wrong with that place?
they have this fucking irritating manager called willie? yeah sounds like a dick, he IS a dick!
he chased me out of the hotel. and the toilet incident? they thought i was a guy... it was some rich tai-tai who thinks she did me a favour by letting me know its a female toilet..yeah?! go eat your diamonds mrs!
where are the bullets?
Thursday, December 07, 2006
what is wrong with you?!
hahahaha..im sorry i just had to get this line out.
okay okay! back to my happy life!
why am i happy?
1) im not working ( seeing pam and hannah close to vomitting blood, that's good )
2) erm.. drums is back?
3) im making this dumb list to make myself feel better
4) art school was good?
5) i said everything i wanna say and people are listening
6) i ate billy bombers
7) i didnt puke after eating billy bombers
8) i watched open season
9) she at least tried to reassure
10) they all try to reassure
KISS MY ASS!
where are the bullets?
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
watched art school confidential.
it's a really cool flick.. try and catch it.. it awakens the artistic side of you.
katherine moennig is as amazing as she already is and god i love it!
i delivered food to hannah again at swissotel.. gosh.. im so sick of that place! RJC was having their prom there and they are sooo inconsiderate! study so much for what?! they were like jamming up the hotel lobby and hannah cant go for a break because of that and me and pam had to wait for her for a long time and i was carrying food and looking oh so unglam and my beer battered fish turned soggy.. CAN YOU SEE HOW MUCH TROUBLE THESE GEEKS CAUSED?!
ok nevermind.. handsome people like me will not be bothered by it!
went shopping with pam after that.. most of the shops were closed by then so we walked rapidly and shop by looking through closed shops' windows.. HAHAHA! yeah..
the strangeness is fast fading.. i am struggling to hold on but im enjoying every moment of it yo!
where are the bullets?
Friday, December 01, 2006
well, hello again! mr handsomely boring here!
i am..well.. blogging yet again! maybe i should make this a livelihood. like get a weird girlfriend, nonsensical parents and two big dogs which are scared of mice and write about my story. hahaha! okay whatever seriously! someone PAY ME to do nothing PLEASE!
my drums lesson will resume tomorrow and i'll play you a love song.
or maybe.. i should just get really really emo and wish that my tears turns to cash.. woohoo! then i can go shopping again. don't look at me that way.. i CAN BE emotional so that's a possible way to get rich.
pussy galore! where are you?! im bored!
where are the bullets?
